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Christmas Jokes


 

Jokes of the Day - from Cousin Mary:

 

Q.  What does Santa call reindeer that don't work?
A.   Dinner. 

 

 

 ........  Christmas: The time of year when everyone gets Santamental

 

 

Q. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A:  Crisp Cringle.

 

 ........  Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

 

Q . How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A.   He looks at his calen-deer!


 

 

Q.  What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
A.   Santaclaustrophobia

 

 

 

Q. What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?

A.  She had mittens.

 

 

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A.  Frostbite

 

 

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed ?
A. He had low elf esteem.
 

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet!

HOT Hot Cocoa - it's good for you !


Rachael Ray’s recipe for Mexican hot cocoa.  Here’s what you’ll need:

• 4 cups milk
• 8 ounces chocolate chips
• 4 tablespoons cocoa powder
• 2 tablespoons sugar
• 2 tablespoons vanilla extract
• ½ teaspoon chili powder
• ¼ teaspoon ground cinnamon

Combine all those ingredients in a large saucepan with 1 cup of water and cook over medium heat until hot – not boiling - whisking frequently. If you’d like to get fancy, top it off with some whipped cream and garnish with cinnamon sticks or chili peppers. Don’t forget to invite 3 friends – this treat is for 4 to enjoy.

 

The pepper compounds in hot-hot cocoa can actually boost endorphins, while the cinnamon improves awareness. Real cocoa boosts mood and gives you a good dose of antioxidants.

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