Christmas Jokes

Jokes of the Day - from Cousin Mary:

Q.  What does Santa call reindeer that don't work?
A.   Dinner. 

 ........  Christmas: The time of year when everyone gets Santamental

 ........  Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q . How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A.   He looks at his calen-deer!

 

Q.  What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
A.   Santaclaustrophobia

Q. What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?

A.  She had mittens.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A.  Frostbite

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed ?
A. He had low elf esteem.
 

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet!