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Jokes of the Day - from Cousin Mary:


Q.  What does Santa call reindeer that don't work?
A.   Dinner. 



 ........  Christmas: The time of year when everyone gets Santamental



Q. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A:  Crisp Cringle.


 ........  Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.


Q . How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A.   He looks at his calen-deer!



Q.  What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
A.   Santaclaustrophobia




Q. What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?

A.  She had mittens.



Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A.  Frostbite



Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed ?
A. He had low elf esteem.

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet!

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