Jokes of the Day - from Cousin Mary:
Q. What does Santa call reindeer that don't work?
........ Christmas: The time of year when everyone gets Santamental
Q. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
........ Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
Q. What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
A. She had mittens.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed ?
A. He had low elf esteem.
Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet!